hi all -- here is tracia's script for the audio component of her installation. please provide her with feedback.
sandra, can you please work with tracia to see why she can't join the blog? thanks.
will
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No part of this manual may be reproduced or transmitted in any for me or by any means, electronic or mechainical, including CD burning and writing it out, for any purpose without the explicit written consent of the corporation that owns the product manual.
,
Preface
Welcome. I am pleased you have chosen this product over any other multiple-sided configuration to satisfy your undying urge to innovate.
About this manual
This manual consists of 17 sections.
Encourage all members of the real and virtual society who might be encountering or be using this manual to carefully investigate the content. Then, keep this all-in-one manual handy for easy access.
Product description
This product is a fundamental service that enriches your understanding of how six separate four-cornered balsa panels can relate to one another to make one dynamic three dimensional eight-cornered structure.
Benefits of this product
• Assists in a better understanding of the complex relationship between a square and an eight-sided three-dimensional structure at a pace beyond comprehension.
• Safe to use - no fear of electrocution when dry.
• Environmentally friendly
• Economical - eliminates the astronomical costs involved in buying a readymade product of such stature.
• Light-weight and portable
• Provides a slight physical exertion to those of you that are used to a sedentary and often stagnating ready-made, made-to-order lifestyle.
• Synchronizes the family
• Helps you redefine your life.
•
Service and Support hotline
For your convenience, we provide you with a Service and Support hotline which is available 24 hours per day, 7 days a week, 4 weeks a month, 12 months a year to assists you with any product questions or concerns.
We come equipped with a voice for this manual but also with highly trained professionals whose personal commitment to excellence in customer service ensures that you receive the best service in the market place.
The telephone number for the Service and Support hotline is:
416 386 1019.
Product Features
This product consists of six pieces. Each piece is a flat four-sided balsa panel numbered 1 through 6. All sides of each four-sided balsa panel are equal in length. Therefore there are six, flat, equally large, four-sided balsa panels in total.
Equipment Installation
Please rewind to “product features” to make sure that you received all the equipment. Very meticulously remove the contents from the shipment container. If a part is missing or appears damaged, call the Service & Support hotline immediately at 416 386 1019.
Installation Kit
Place all six flat, equally large, four-sided balsa panels onto a flat surface in the dimension of your choice.
Highspeed Service
If this exercise is trying your patience, please fast forward the manual when constructing this product.
Controller procedures
It is imperative that the product is in clear view before attempting to assemble it. Hands should be efficiently disinfected and anhydrous before assembly or use. Do not moisturize and/ or lubricate hands after washing. Ensure that you wear anti-scratch socks over your hands to protect the aesthetics of your product.
Safety guide :
Keep this product away from :
Termites
water
Children
Fire
Shady visitors
In case of termites, have a professional assess the damage the termites have caused to your product. If you are an environmentalist, you can choose a less-toxic method of pest control such as electrogunning, heat, microwave, deep freeze and an insect growth-regulating bait called Sentricon..
If you are not an environmentalists, you may use one fumigation treatment of, Vikane, an extremely toxic nerve poison, and can be absorbed by the six four-cornered balsa panels and held for up to 40 days after fumigation.
To prevent Termites:
• Inspect your property annually, using a plan of each structure to ensure consistent and thorough monitoring.
• Identify infestations and type of termites (subterranean, dry wood and so on). Look for the characteristic mud tunnels of burrowing termites and for termite "dirt" piles within the balsa panels, the telltale signs of termites.
• Eliminate the act of drinking water near your product to avoid splashing or spillling.
• Lay films of 6mm polyethylene in crawl spaces around this product as a moisture barrier between itself and the air surrounding it.
• Create and maintain good cross-ventilation by placing the panels perpendicular to the window to keep those crawl spaces as dry as possible.
• If you live in a house, reposition sprinklers to keep them from spraying directly onto the balsa panels.
• If you live in an apartment, please turn off all taps and lights when not in use. The vicarious use of these resources may lead to a detrimental increase in moisture inside the apartment.
Incase of flooding, wrap this product in polythene or a similar waterproof device. Then strap it to a life jacket.
To prevent flooding in your home, buy a house that is at an elevation well above sea level and away from natural bodies of water such as rivers, ponds, puddles, rivulets, streams, trickles, lakes and oceans and man-made water bodies such as pools, dams, jacuzzies and bubble baths.
Incase of children, drop them off at the babysitters house while you dwell in the company of your product. If a baby sitter is not available, call the Service and Support hotline for assistance.
To prevent children, you may choose from a list of convenient contraceptives including male condoms, oral sex, birth control pills, intra-uterine devices, diaphrams, female condoms, hormonal injections, periodic or complete abstinence, withdrawal, sterilization and Plan B, all readily available whenever you are.
In case of fire, collect this product from where it is stationed and transport it to the nearest exit.
TO prevent a fire:
1. Fit smoke alarms direct above this product and make sure they have a BS kitemark. Test monthly and change batteries annually.
2. Do not smoke near the product. If you quit smoking, you can reduce the risk of a fire caused by smoking to zero.
3. Do not consume flammable liquids that may spill or splash onto the product causing it to become more prone to a fire. If you quit consuming flammable liquids, you can reduce the risk of a fire cased by flammable liquids to zero.
4. Never leave open fire, the stove, a soldering iron, any DIY equipment, children, and shady visitors unattended in the presence of this product.
5. Keep sources of heat away from this product and switch them off every time you leave the house without this product. Alternatively, you may leave them on and take the product with you on your way out.
6. Unplug all electrical items not in use for the benefit of your product.
7. Never run electrical cables/leads under carpets.
8. Change all carpeted areas to hard wood flooring to reduce the chances of running an electrical cable under a carpet to zero.
9. Please follow local by-laws concerning electric consumption and load bearing on your circuit.
Incase of shady visitors do not leave this product unattended. Place this product inside a jacket pocket if you notice the visitors glance at this product more than once.
To prevent shady visitors, immediately retract to being antisocial and avoid acts of eye contact or any such human interaction that promotes sociability. It is strongly recommended that you restrict yourself to the company of your product.
Adhesive guide:
For Environmentalists: we have Animal Hide Glue and Boreal Sap.
For Animal Lovers: Synthetic Superbond polyurethane hot melt adhesive kit.
For fundamental religious groups we have:
Noah’s Heterotight manbond
Six-point Adhesive.
Back as glue
Quadruple virginBond
Sandalwood Glue.
Quality High adhesive
For further assistance or recommendations please call the Service and Support hotline
Splinter Guide
In case of bodily injury caused by a splinter(s) from this product, retrieve the splinter with micro-forceps. Conduct a thorough alcohol rub on the traumatized area to delete the risk of infection. After your splint-removal procedure has been completed successfully, repeat Track 2.
Temperature guide
This product can be exposed in temperature ranging from 5-40 degrees Celsius. Anything colder or hotter will result in glue complications depending on the glue used.
Allergy guide:
In case of an allergic reaction to any of the six separate four-cornered balsa panels, please orient yourself to the closest Epipen station and follow instructions outlined on the aforementioned tool. If step one fails, please re-orient yourself to your surroundings and direct yourself to the nearest pharmacy in the vicinity of greatest convenience and obtain an anti-histamine. Once anti-histamine has been consumed, go home and press play.
Side effects :
"Elation" is a feeling of excessive excitement, a harmony between the body, the soul, and the surroundings. This attractive state of mind is achieved soon after encountering this product and persists for at least three months.
If you notice yourself getting carried away to the point where you have lost touch with your immediate environment then you have just experienced what we call a “product overdose”. It is a natural occurrence experienced by most of our product users due to its performance excellence. If this happens again, do not be alarmed.
Hydrosis is a natural phenomenon necessary for the regulation of an individual's body-temperature. You may experience this condition in conjunction with elation, a product overdose or even separately. If this occurs, please direct yourself to another room to ensure that you do not add any moisture to the product’s surroundings, which could lead to a termite infestation.
Warranty Information :
YOUR PLAN INCLUDES:
Repairs to your balsa panels
The provision of repairs to or replacement of your panels in the event of a breakdown caused by electrical or mechanical breakdown or by damage caused by accidents.
YOUR PLAN DOES NOT INCLUDE
Repairs or replacement will not be provided if they arise from:
a. The panels being recalled by the manufacturer
b. The cost of modifying the panels;
c. Damage during transportation of this product
d. Claims arising from your failure to follow the manufacturer’s instructions;
e. Claims arising from using your panels in a non-domestic or commercial environment unless we agree to the use in writing beforehand;
f. Theft, attempted theft, malicious damage or damage caused by fire or explosion;
g. Claims arising from floods, lightning, storms, frost or other bad weather conditions;
h. Claims arising from any problem with the supply of electricity or water;
i. Costs if no fault is found with your panels;
j. Costs arising from not being able to use your panels or from damage caused when the panels breaks down;
k. Cosmetic damage such as damage to the surface of the panels such as scratches;
l. The cost of replacing any item or accessory that is intended to be replaceable. These include: rain covers;
m. Costs due to rust, corrosion or water damage;
Product Display Guide:
After the product has been fully assembled, place it against a colour that matches your outfit
Assembly guide :
1. Place panel 1 horizontally on a flat surface in the dimension of your choice.
2. Without ever lifting panel 1, glue the extreme right edge of panel 1 and adhere panel 2 at a right angle to panel 1.
3. Without ever lifting this structure, glue the extreme left of panel 1 and adhere panel 3 at a right angle to panel 1 so that it is parallel to panel 2.
4. Without ever lifting this structure glue two opposite edges of panel 4. Place the glued edges at a right angle to panel 2 and 3 and parallel to panel 1.
5. Without ever lifting the structure, glue panel 5 on all four edges and adhere it so that it makes contact with all four panels.
6. Repeat step 5, using panel 6 instead of panel 5.
Enjoy your eight-cornered 3-dimensional structure!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
History of a box
the direct descendant of the chest, one of the most ancient articles of domestic furniture.
Its uses are innumerable
Sub plots about:
Social groups, religion, legality, disposal, bad habits such as smoking and drinking, examination of scrupulousness in todays society, technology as a way of life, energy consumption, tech and how it intersepts personal relationships.
Note to self: Consider just reading each section one after the other in sequence. DO not give them the choice of skipping all of it and directly going to the assembly guide. Think about reconstructing the object that they are seeing using language
sandra, can you please work with tracia to see why she can't join the blog? thanks.
will
++++++++++++++++++++
No part of this manual may be reproduced or transmitted in any for me or by any means, electronic or mechainical, including CD burning and writing it out, for any purpose without the explicit written consent of the corporation that owns the product manual.
,
Preface
Welcome. I am pleased you have chosen this product over any other multiple-sided configuration to satisfy your undying urge to innovate.
About this manual
This manual consists of 17 sections.
Encourage all members of the real and virtual society who might be encountering or be using this manual to carefully investigate the content. Then, keep this all-in-one manual handy for easy access.
Product description
This product is a fundamental service that enriches your understanding of how six separate four-cornered balsa panels can relate to one another to make one dynamic three dimensional eight-cornered structure.
Benefits of this product
• Assists in a better understanding of the complex relationship between a square and an eight-sided three-dimensional structure at a pace beyond comprehension.
• Safe to use - no fear of electrocution when dry.
• Environmentally friendly
• Economical - eliminates the astronomical costs involved in buying a readymade product of such stature.
• Light-weight and portable
• Provides a slight physical exertion to those of you that are used to a sedentary and often stagnating ready-made, made-to-order lifestyle.
• Synchronizes the family
• Helps you redefine your life.
•
Service and Support hotline
For your convenience, we provide you with a Service and Support hotline which is available 24 hours per day, 7 days a week, 4 weeks a month, 12 months a year to assists you with any product questions or concerns.
We come equipped with a voice for this manual but also with highly trained professionals whose personal commitment to excellence in customer service ensures that you receive the best service in the market place.
The telephone number for the Service and Support hotline is:
416 386 1019.
Product Features
This product consists of six pieces. Each piece is a flat four-sided balsa panel numbered 1 through 6. All sides of each four-sided balsa panel are equal in length. Therefore there are six, flat, equally large, four-sided balsa panels in total.
Equipment Installation
Please rewind to “product features” to make sure that you received all the equipment. Very meticulously remove the contents from the shipment container. If a part is missing or appears damaged, call the Service & Support hotline immediately at 416 386 1019.
Installation Kit
Place all six flat, equally large, four-sided balsa panels onto a flat surface in the dimension of your choice.
Highspeed Service
If this exercise is trying your patience, please fast forward the manual when constructing this product.
Controller procedures
It is imperative that the product is in clear view before attempting to assemble it. Hands should be efficiently disinfected and anhydrous before assembly or use. Do not moisturize and/ or lubricate hands after washing. Ensure that you wear anti-scratch socks over your hands to protect the aesthetics of your product.
Safety guide :
Keep this product away from :
Termites
water
Children
Fire
Shady visitors
In case of termites, have a professional assess the damage the termites have caused to your product. If you are an environmentalist, you can choose a less-toxic method of pest control such as electrogunning, heat, microwave, deep freeze and an insect growth-regulating bait called Sentricon..
If you are not an environmentalists, you may use one fumigation treatment of, Vikane, an extremely toxic nerve poison, and can be absorbed by the six four-cornered balsa panels and held for up to 40 days after fumigation.
To prevent Termites:
• Inspect your property annually, using a plan of each structure to ensure consistent and thorough monitoring.
• Identify infestations and type of termites (subterranean, dry wood and so on). Look for the characteristic mud tunnels of burrowing termites and for termite "dirt" piles within the balsa panels, the telltale signs of termites.
• Eliminate the act of drinking water near your product to avoid splashing or spillling.
• Lay films of 6mm polyethylene in crawl spaces around this product as a moisture barrier between itself and the air surrounding it.
• Create and maintain good cross-ventilation by placing the panels perpendicular to the window to keep those crawl spaces as dry as possible.
• If you live in a house, reposition sprinklers to keep them from spraying directly onto the balsa panels.
• If you live in an apartment, please turn off all taps and lights when not in use. The vicarious use of these resources may lead to a detrimental increase in moisture inside the apartment.
Incase of flooding, wrap this product in polythene or a similar waterproof device. Then strap it to a life jacket.
To prevent flooding in your home, buy a house that is at an elevation well above sea level and away from natural bodies of water such as rivers, ponds, puddles, rivulets, streams, trickles, lakes and oceans and man-made water bodies such as pools, dams, jacuzzies and bubble baths.
Incase of children, drop them off at the babysitters house while you dwell in the company of your product. If a baby sitter is not available, call the Service and Support hotline for assistance.
To prevent children, you may choose from a list of convenient contraceptives including male condoms, oral sex, birth control pills, intra-uterine devices, diaphrams, female condoms, hormonal injections, periodic or complete abstinence, withdrawal, sterilization and Plan B, all readily available whenever you are.
In case of fire, collect this product from where it is stationed and transport it to the nearest exit.
TO prevent a fire:
1. Fit smoke alarms direct above this product and make sure they have a BS kitemark. Test monthly and change batteries annually.
2. Do not smoke near the product. If you quit smoking, you can reduce the risk of a fire caused by smoking to zero.
3. Do not consume flammable liquids that may spill or splash onto the product causing it to become more prone to a fire. If you quit consuming flammable liquids, you can reduce the risk of a fire cased by flammable liquids to zero.
4. Never leave open fire, the stove, a soldering iron, any DIY equipment, children, and shady visitors unattended in the presence of this product.
5. Keep sources of heat away from this product and switch them off every time you leave the house without this product. Alternatively, you may leave them on and take the product with you on your way out.
6. Unplug all electrical items not in use for the benefit of your product.
7. Never run electrical cables/leads under carpets.
8. Change all carpeted areas to hard wood flooring to reduce the chances of running an electrical cable under a carpet to zero.
9. Please follow local by-laws concerning electric consumption and load bearing on your circuit.
Incase of shady visitors do not leave this product unattended. Place this product inside a jacket pocket if you notice the visitors glance at this product more than once.
To prevent shady visitors, immediately retract to being antisocial and avoid acts of eye contact or any such human interaction that promotes sociability. It is strongly recommended that you restrict yourself to the company of your product.
Adhesive guide:
For Environmentalists: we have Animal Hide Glue and Boreal Sap.
For Animal Lovers: Synthetic Superbond polyurethane hot melt adhesive kit.
For fundamental religious groups we have:
Noah’s Heterotight manbond
Six-point Adhesive.
Back as glue
Quadruple virginBond
Sandalwood Glue.
Quality High adhesive
For further assistance or recommendations please call the Service and Support hotline
Splinter Guide
In case of bodily injury caused by a splinter(s) from this product, retrieve the splinter with micro-forceps. Conduct a thorough alcohol rub on the traumatized area to delete the risk of infection. After your splint-removal procedure has been completed successfully, repeat Track 2.
Temperature guide
This product can be exposed in temperature ranging from 5-40 degrees Celsius. Anything colder or hotter will result in glue complications depending on the glue used.
Allergy guide:
In case of an allergic reaction to any of the six separate four-cornered balsa panels, please orient yourself to the closest Epipen station and follow instructions outlined on the aforementioned tool. If step one fails, please re-orient yourself to your surroundings and direct yourself to the nearest pharmacy in the vicinity of greatest convenience and obtain an anti-histamine. Once anti-histamine has been consumed, go home and press play.
Side effects :
"Elation" is a feeling of excessive excitement, a harmony between the body, the soul, and the surroundings. This attractive state of mind is achieved soon after encountering this product and persists for at least three months.
If you notice yourself getting carried away to the point where you have lost touch with your immediate environment then you have just experienced what we call a “product overdose”. It is a natural occurrence experienced by most of our product users due to its performance excellence. If this happens again, do not be alarmed.
Hydrosis is a natural phenomenon necessary for the regulation of an individual's body-temperature. You may experience this condition in conjunction with elation, a product overdose or even separately. If this occurs, please direct yourself to another room to ensure that you do not add any moisture to the product’s surroundings, which could lead to a termite infestation.
Warranty Information :
YOUR PLAN INCLUDES:
Repairs to your balsa panels
The provision of repairs to or replacement of your panels in the event of a breakdown caused by electrical or mechanical breakdown or by damage caused by accidents.
YOUR PLAN DOES NOT INCLUDE
Repairs or replacement will not be provided if they arise from:
a. The panels being recalled by the manufacturer
b. The cost of modifying the panels;
c. Damage during transportation of this product
d. Claims arising from your failure to follow the manufacturer’s instructions;
e. Claims arising from using your panels in a non-domestic or commercial environment unless we agree to the use in writing beforehand;
f. Theft, attempted theft, malicious damage or damage caused by fire or explosion;
g. Claims arising from floods, lightning, storms, frost or other bad weather conditions;
h. Claims arising from any problem with the supply of electricity or water;
i. Costs if no fault is found with your panels;
j. Costs arising from not being able to use your panels or from damage caused when the panels breaks down;
k. Cosmetic damage such as damage to the surface of the panels such as scratches;
l. The cost of replacing any item or accessory that is intended to be replaceable. These include: rain covers;
m. Costs due to rust, corrosion or water damage;
Product Display Guide:
After the product has been fully assembled, place it against a colour that matches your outfit
Assembly guide :
1. Place panel 1 horizontally on a flat surface in the dimension of your choice.
2. Without ever lifting panel 1, glue the extreme right edge of panel 1 and adhere panel 2 at a right angle to panel 1.
3. Without ever lifting this structure, glue the extreme left of panel 1 and adhere panel 3 at a right angle to panel 1 so that it is parallel to panel 2.
4. Without ever lifting this structure glue two opposite edges of panel 4. Place the glued edges at a right angle to panel 2 and 3 and parallel to panel 1.
5. Without ever lifting the structure, glue panel 5 on all four edges and adhere it so that it makes contact with all four panels.
6. Repeat step 5, using panel 6 instead of panel 5.
Enjoy your eight-cornered 3-dimensional structure!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
History of a box
the direct descendant of the chest, one of the most ancient articles of domestic furniture.
Its uses are innumerable
Sub plots about:
Social groups, religion, legality, disposal, bad habits such as smoking and drinking, examination of scrupulousness in todays society, technology as a way of life, energy consumption, tech and how it intersepts personal relationships.
Note to self: Consider just reading each section one after the other in sequence. DO not give them the choice of skipping all of it and directly going to the assembly guide. Think about reconstructing the object that they are seeing using language
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